66 points librasteve 1 hour ago 74 comments

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

sorry for the ads … but this made me smile

throooooo 1 hour ago | parent

You'd probably be interested in this person's work: https://youtu.be/6CLF4QrYmYg

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

oh yeah! tunnel merch

ljf 37 minutes ago | parent

Ha I came to see if anyone had posted her. I love her Instagram, so much of it is the logistics of moving all the rock out and supplies in. Fascinating problems to solve on a small scale.

hermitcrab 50 minutes ago | parent

The online versions of local British Newspapers are almost unreadable now with all the chumbox ads and continual page repainting. Ugh.

tejohnso 45 minutes ago | parent

I didn't see a single ad. Why not use an ad blocker, or just use Brave?

looperhacks 1 hour ago | parent

lowercase m. 15 meters, not 15 million tunnels :D

If you're interested in secret tunnels, check out Colin Furze on Youtube!

hidelooktropic 1 hour ago | parent

Thank you. I definitely read this as million.

wincy 1 hour ago | parent

If you’re instead interested in a book about a house with 15 million tunnels, read House of Leaves!

wafflemaker 49 minutes ago | parent

This is a very scary horror, tho the book (like other books by the author) is published in a very quality way.

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

oops … sorry … now fixed

foobarian 1 hour ago | parent

That is still an impressive water table. I wish ours was that low :-)

shagie 1 hour ago | parent

Relatively secluded and private, Seymour Cray was also a tunneler... he wouldn't have been making videos about it

The story about him in Time at the time: https://web.archive.org/web/20080521163217/http://www.time.c...

    For Cray, the excavation project is more than a simple diversion. "I work when I'm at home," he recently told a visiting scientist. "I work for three hours, and then I get stumped, and I'm not making progress. So I quit, and I go and work in the tunnel. It takes me an hour or so to dig four inches and put in the 4-by-4s. Now, as you can see, I'm up in the Wisconsin woods, and there are elves in the woods. So when they see me leave, they come into my office and solve all the problems I'm having. Then I go back up and work some more."
And an article someone wrote later... https://michael-starobin.squarespace.com/blogcontent/digging...

Freak_NL 1 hour ago | parent

I wasn't impressed by the 15 metres, but it turns out that is the maximum depth reached, not the length of a tunnel.

Scubabear68 59 minutes ago | parent

I read it as 15 million tunnels too, was very confused. Thank you!

kzrdude 55 minutes ago | parent

I figured 15 meters tunnel is not worth mentioning, so had to be 15 miles.

tecleandor 39 minutes ago | parent

Yeah, I though it was 15 meters of length, not that impressive... but it is 15m underground and '... 1,300 square feet of underground space, including tunnels and storage rooms'.

mrwh 28 minutes ago | parent

It's very UK to give depth in metric and area in imperial

triceratops 13 minutes ago | parent

The most important comment on this article.

dotancohen 1 hour ago | parent

That 15 meters underground, not 15 million tunnels.

rzzzt 1 hour ago | parent

The title is "not even" clickbait, just very confusing.

"The unique complex contains more than 1,300 square feet of underground space, including tunnels and storage rooms - and even a hand-built railway."

(Edit: I mean the original article, not the submission)

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

well I (the submitter) messed up and wrote 15M in the submission title (note the cap) in error just to add to the confusion (now fixed, soz.) … I thought “best” just to repeat the article title

rzzzt 1 hour ago | parent

No worries, I take issue with the person who concocted the original title. I got here after the capital-M change and it was still confusing that they didn't mention the space that was dug out at this depth, instead paint a picture of a system of tunnels under a normal house(?)

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

sorry for the capital M … I have fixed in the title to 15m as in metres

that’s ~ 45 ft underground, I believe … perhaps not that impressive, but quite funny since I would hesitate to undermine my own house and surely this makes it worth less

werdnapk 1 hour ago | parent

So you just go digging under neighbours properties? What about underground infrastructure?

Sharlin 1 hour ago | parent

I don’t think it extends beyond property limits.

aeve890 1 hour ago | parent

15 meters deep underground in 4 levels, not just a 15 meters long tunnel.

fusslo 1 hour ago | parent

I, too, one day dream of using my children as labor for my underground tunnel system. To fight the ant, you must become the ant

I'm joking, but it's heartening to see quirky hobbies by qualified people (he was a civil engineer).

spyspy 52 minutes ago | parent

Homes need more whimsey. I recently discovered one of my interior doorways is actually a stone archway that someone had squared off, drywalled and installed a cheap hollow door for no apparent reason. Working with a stonemason to re-point/parge it and bring it back to glory. Will I ever see a return on this investment? Probably not but fuck it it'll make my house just that much cooler.

hermitcrab 49 minutes ago | parent

If I had 6 children, I would probably take up tunnelling.

WithinReason 39 minutes ago | parent

The children yearn for the mines

runako 1 hour ago | parent

Researching what the article meant by "rocket" (I assumed it was a Britishism), I found this article that includes more pictures.

https://www.aol.com/articles/unassuming-bungalow-hides-netwo...

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

aol wtf

Steaglsz 37 minutes ago | parent

AOL has never done me dirty, asked for me to buy cloud data, auto deleted emails. Aim account still going strong for email

samstress 1 hour ago | parent

One room even features a secret entrance — hidden inside a rocket by the pool. — Ey — pshhh! :-)

I used to live in the inner city of Leipzig during my university days, and we had a door in the basement that led to wartime tunnels connecting it to other houses. It wasn't like a massive maze, just a hub with three other paths, each leading to another house nearby. From there, however, if they'd unlocked their doors, you could travel farther.

I was on a mission back then to befriend and convince random neighbours across the street to open their access doors and get some kind of network going, but I didn't meet with much enthusiasm.

pluc 1 hour ago | parent

Underground kiez would kill in Berlin

librasteve 1 hour ago | parent

Reading (the largest town in the UK btw) has other tunnels … for example https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/14492484.sneak-a-pea... and there is a rumour of secret escape tunnels from the (medieval) abbey.

hermitcrab 55 minutes ago | parent

Swindon has a significantly larger population than Reading.

librasteve 48 minutes ago | parent

dang … guess I am stuck in 1961 https://www.visionofbritain.org.uk/census/EW1961PRE/1?utm_so...

fwiw I just threw this in since many on HN probably don’t know much about Reading

red face

hermitcrab 38 minutes ago | parent

Swindon has been growing like crazy. ~92,000 in 1961 to ~233,000 in 2021. Passing Reading's population in the 90s.

>many on HN probably don’t know much about Reading

Maybe it is better that way. ;0)

dcminter 29 minutes ago | parent

It's a city that can be annoyingly hard to Google. If, for example, you search for "Reading Library" you basically get ALL THE LIBRARIES... :)

hermitcrab 20 minutes ago | parent

It's still a town (despite efforts to the contrary).

jimlikeslimes 31 minutes ago | parent

I thought it was made city status a while back too!

hermitcrab 21 minutes ago | parent

Nope.

"In the end, the 2022 contest saw Reading beaten to the post by Dunfermline, Bangor, Douglas, Doncaster, Wrexham, Colchester, and nearby Milton Keynes. "

https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/25782760.reading-not...

A lot of sources seem to cite Reading as 'England's largest town' but maybe that is by area, rather than population? Also depends on where you put the boundary.

dgrin91 1 hour ago | parent

Maybe I missed it through all the ads, but it's pretty disappointing that there is no direct link to the listing?

thorin 45 minutes ago | parent

This is the listing. You can click through pictures of it all. The rocket entrance is amazing.

https://www.btgeddisonspropertyauctions.com/properties/20260...

artisinal 1 hour ago | parent

Freestanding house with a pool for 300k? That is incredibly cheap. Perhaps I should move there.

gib444 1 hour ago | parent

Suspiciously cheap. There are no detached (what we call 'freestanding') properties on Right Move in the area under £400k. The cheapest is £450k

EDIT: oops, forgot to select the 'Bungalow' filter too (ugh). 2 properties: £375k and £350k (very small, 60m2). Still...nothing detached around £300k

EDIT2: ohh auction...230m2...yeh won't go for £300k, way more

bluGill 56 minutes ago | parent

UK money. Still that works out to about $400k in us dollars. You can find better deals in the US, but probably none with tunnels - and unlikely to be places you want to live though not bad places (bad places in the US that would be around $120k)

hermitcrab 54 minutes ago | parent

It does seem cheap for a house in Reading, even factoring in that it is a bungalow. Maybe they factored in increased subsidence risk?

manarth 53 minutes ago | parent

Auction pricing.

It'll start out at £300k (to market it attractively) and end up selling for £500k+.

aeyes 34 minutes ago | parent

Check the pictures, this doesn't look like a house to me. 2 levels of workshop areas and an office area. Also the swimming pool is in the front yard, thats a weird one.

yourusername 32 minutes ago | parent

There's a bunch of potentially unpermitted tunnels under the property. Quite the liability.

x187463 1 hour ago | parent

Colin Furze has entered the chat.

_jholland 1 hour ago | parent

The listing of the property on the auction site:

https://www.btgeddisonspropertyauctions.com/properties/20260...

It includes many more photos than the article, as well as floor plans for the subterranean areas

librasteve 58 minutes ago | parent

I claim 1% commission if anyone on HN buys it

idbnstra 56 minutes ago | parent

it seems as though it hath been hugged to death

Hamuko 8 minutes ago | parent

Has the potential for an "EMP resistant server farm"? Is that a common thing that realtors need to find for their clients?

meindnoch 59 minutes ago | parent

Reminds me how rich people in historic areas of London took on the habit of extending their properties downwards, keeping the above-ground parts intact due to conservation laws.

Then everyone acted surprised when entire streets started sinking, or whole buildings collapsed into the ground: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/nov/03/london-stree...

jvanderbot 58 minutes ago | parent

would love to see the radon measurements in those tunnels/basement.

fred_is_fred 56 minutes ago | parent

Is that an issue in the UK?

hermitcrab 52 minutes ago | parent

It is in some areas with a lot of granite, such as Cornwall. I'm not aware it is a factor in Reading.

wafflemaker 38 minutes ago | parent

Granite tends to contain Radon as it's in the decay chain of Uranium, which is often found in Granite.

jvanderbot 52 minutes ago | parent

It comes out of the ground. UK has some of that I think.

Tunnels and basements just trap it so it can't blow away.

manarth 48 minutes ago | parent

In granite bedrock areas such as Cornwall, yes, radon is a significant concern that requires measurement and usually remediation (extraction fans).

The chalk bedrock in Reading isn't generally susceptible to radon.

UK radon mapping data: https://www.ukradon.org/information/ukmaps

louthy 37 minutes ago | parent

Very much so.

TYPE_FASTER 57 minutes ago | parent

Cool! Here's another example of a tunnel house: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forestiere_Underground_Gardens

TheOtherHobbes 49 minutes ago | parent

300k in Tilehurst for a house with a pool is incredibly cheap.

[Looks at interior photos]

Ah. Anyway.

Curious how he got planning permission. Or if he got planning permission.

traxler 45 minutes ago | parent

This misses the most important question.

Why is it for sale?

b3lvedere 16 minutes ago | parent

Looking at the pictures, my best guess is that the maintenance has been an issue for some time.

Archit3ch 42 minutes ago | parent

15 meters is a tragedy. 15 million is a statistic.

Luc 39 minutes ago | parent

What are those dark brown cylinder shapes in the sides of the roughly hewn tunnel (first image on the right)?

zulux 28 minutes ago | parent

My hunch: Sound-deadening baffles.

andai 31 minutes ago | parent

The masculine urge to dig...