25 points zdw 3 hours ago 8 comments

soupfordummies 1 hour ago | parent

Excellent headline and graphic

sublinear 1 hour ago | parent

my whole existence is flan

teeray 38 minutes ago | parent

Terrible Slime

ai_critic 1 hour ago | parent

> The snails, which actually grow to about eight inches in length, but can stretch—if nothing else, for headline-writing purposes—to nine inches, have worried Florida authorities since 1969.

Delightfully self-aware.

zem 56 minutes ago | parent

I remember when those snails invaded bombay in the 80s. saw one or two, and then they were suddenly everywhere. it was amazing how fast it happened.

giardini 21 minutes ago | parent

paywall.

walrus01 18 minutes ago | parent

We should get Trent Reznor's opinion on these.