183 points zkldi 3 hours ago 86 comments
pinevale 2 hours ago | parent
It's also not easy to pop an iPhone, but reliable, weaponized exploits are available in trade and governments use them in a plug-and-play way.
ameliaquining 2 hours ago | parent
j16sdiz 2 hours ago | parent
Gigachad 2 hours ago | parent
If it takes a week to come up with a working exploit code, the critical services have time to update.
mrheosuper 1 hour ago | parent
anonymous908213 1 hour ago | parent
ameliaquining 1 hour ago | parent
anonymous908213 1 hour ago | parent
ameliaquining 1 hour ago | parent
anonymous908213 1 hour ago | parent
martinald 1 hour ago | parent
If you are a bad actor you probably don't share your PoC around as it means less boxes to hit.
ameliaquining 1 hour ago | parent
fomine3 18 minutes ago | parent
hannasanarion 1 hour ago | parent
Crowdstrike's average "breakout times", the time gap between a first successful infiltration and maximal exploitation, has gone from days or hours prior to 2024 to minutes or seconds now.
nextaccountic 28 minutes ago | parent
asddubs 1 hour ago | parent
squidlib 2 hours ago | parent
amstan 2 hours ago | parent
Tadpole9181 2 hours ago | parent
I think this section misses the mark.
The biggest problem is that for a good 12 hours nobody knew what was going on. All we knew was there is a critical vulnerability affecting all of us that allows RCE somehow and we have to have vulnerable servers open for potentially even longer.
Everyone who knew was being hush hush, only chiming in to say "nah, those workarounds don't work, you're fucked".
So when people started spreading rumors of PoC or when the Cloud flare CTO posted that they were actively seeing exploit traffic - what are we supposed to do?
We aren't sitting there trying to PoC with Claude - we're subscribing to a bunch of news feeds and twitter accounts while we try to prepare for the patch and close down what we can. We're calling executives saying "hey, how much money do we lose by being offline for 6 hours?"
So even if this isn't as easily exploitable as first believed, no one could have known that, because those with the ability to calm us down were seemingly choosing to stoke the fires.
This is (IMO) a failure of the potentially outdated disclosure system that's supposed to protect us. And at the very least a trial run of how the world may react next time, if it really is that bad.
thomasfromcdnjs 1 hour ago | parent
Celeo 1 hour ago | parent
The rather long delay in getting official Docker images didn't help; we were told "patch now!!1!!" but that apparently meant building from source.
lgl 1 hour ago | parent
I'm assuming the next few days will probably confirm if this was mostly FUD or not.
fwlr 38 minutes ago | parent
layer8 2 hours ago | parent
> Because:
[…]
> 3. The exploit video had an anime girl in it
Lol, somehow I had missed this. Since I had to dig a bit for it, here it is for everyone’s enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfWZrdzvooc (via https://calif.io/php2shell/#php-5-4-0-rce)
Genego 1 hour ago | parent
judge2020 31 minutes ago | parent
All I know of Laughing Man in relation to exploits is from a small niche MMORPG called Toontown Online ( https://youtu.be/sGED1WcJhOM ).
adiabatichottub 1 hour ago | parent
ge96 1 hour ago | parent
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skoll43 54 minutes ago | parent
cookiengineer 2 hours ago | parent
asddubs 1 hour ago | parent
stuffoverflow 1 hour ago | parent
I largely agree with the author and it is a common annoyance in cyber security discussions where people make strong claims but have nothing to back it up with.
kgeist 2 hours ago | parent
bunderbunder 1 hour ago | parent
More seriously, though, I read it as bad because of the potential. All versions of PHP going back a full two decades were affected, all users of PHP are affected regardless of which features they use, and it’s still unclear if there’s an effective mitigation. So the blast radius if anyone does/did have a working exploit would have been enormous.
fwlr 50 minutes ago | parent
Also announced today: OpenAI’s software vulnerability initiative.
ajross 1 hour ago | parent
> When I think about "we're very fucked" CVE10s on the Internet, I think of the following vulnerabilities:
Which is IMHO a really good list. It's also, I think, important to note that every single one of the four items is not at all a memory safety bug. They're all logic, at various levels of an interpretation stack.
I think a lot of folks with their heads down in the security world might have expected the opposite. As is often the case in engineering, the smartest people end up obsessing over solving the less important parts of the problem.
tptacek 1 hour ago | parent
(I'm not cosigning the analysis in this blog post. I think "I haven't seen a PoC I could get working" is not the evidence this author seems to think it is.)
theamk 1 hour ago | parent
(And sure, there are escape hatches - like Python has "recv_into" that could be used to implement heartbleed if you are really inclined to - but this would not be a realistic python program. In python, even with buffer reuse, you'd be using memoryview or similar that can't have a heartbleed problem)
redox99 1 hour ago | parent
insanitybit 1 hour ago | parent
One of the exceptions (with regards to web facing attack surface in a memory unsafe language) is that people still use OpenSSL, which has a terrible history of memory unsafety, including the cited heartbleed.
richardbarosky 1 hour ago | parent
You've got the detailed technical writeup on one end in the patches themselves, and on the other end you've essentially got the AI and security companies both together (php2shell) and independently with their highly polished microsites and blog posts with attractive infographics and stylized pitch deck looking images.
Every publication on the other side of the detailed technical writeup in the patches themselves wanted to make it into a huge fucking marketing stunt first and foremost, providing absolutely zero added practical benefit or value.
anonymous908213 1 hour ago | parent
stickfigure 1 hour ago | parent
The difference is that PHP has a long history of vulnerabilities while platforms like Java don't. And as bad as Log4Shell was, it wasn't a problem with the core runtime. It wasn't even a problem with the most popular logging framework at the time.
I wouldn't downplay this.
Insimwytim 1 hour ago | parent
I can't say if it was most popular overall, but it (Log4Shell) was a nightmare for many F500 companies.
bunderbunder 1 hour ago | parent
esikich 21 minutes ago | parent
bawolff 50 minutes ago | parent
upgrading php is much easier.
tptacek 9 minutes ago | parent
If it was just "everyone take a breath, we've been through something worse with Log4Shell", that would make a lot more sense.
bouncycastle 35 minutes ago | parent
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Insimwytim 1 hour ago | parent
Gigachad 1 hour ago | parent
Yes there is a long tail of Internet of Shit devices that have a fixed non updated cert store, but these devices are being absolutely ripped to shreds by AI from all angles already.
cesarb 1 hour ago | parent
Insimwytim 53 minutes ago | parent
Most non-browser TLS clients (so basically everything else, with default settings), things like curl, Python, Node, Go, Java, git, package managers and every script and daemon you've got, do three things that matter here: they trust a CA bundle on disk, they don't check revocation by default, and they don't check CT. So the fact that eMudhra and Sectigo have revoked these intermediates doesn't help them at all. [1]
[1] https://scotthelme.co.uk/eight-bits-of-trust-emudhras-ca-key... ( https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50177916 )hn773746483 1 hour ago | parent
To me, it seems more more akin to broadpwn, technically severe, wide scope (millions of iphones), yet will never be a one-size-fits-all-PWN-button.
Even in the age of AI, I don't think this is going to be weaponized down the line like how Eternalblue was... but I'm not the social media cybersec guy with 15000 followers, so don't take my words at face value ;)
iaaan 6 minutes ago | parent
commandersaki 1 hour ago | parent
I have had this take but for things like exploiting with a DRAM interposer ala Battering RAM. They say it's a low cost attack, but the amount of obstacles you need to overcome (including having root on the system and physical access) is intractable to virtually everyone, and a nation state wouldn't go to that kind of gymnastics when it is more than likely there is a quicker and easier way in.
But this? I doubt any high value targets will be exploited in the wild since news travelled fast and from what I can see pretty much most took preventative action. Looks like pretty much everyone heeded the warning and suggestions. It'll mostly be a nothing burger like Heartbleed. There'll be of course low hanging fruit of unpatched servers out there, but anything of importance would have already had active maintenance and patching.
Now that Calif has released the details, I'm sure there'll be a contingent that can actively and easily exploit this, either now or very soon, with or without the guidance of LLMs.
But yeah if someone said Battering RAM, I would say fuggedabout it, but if someone said PHP vulnerability with a CVE of 9.2, I would say patch it ASAP or bring the servers down until you can.
zer00eyz 1 hour ago | parent
Mostly because people either "did it" or yelled long enough and loud enough that it "got done". There is a saying about horses and water, but some people needed to be dragged, kicking and screaming and have their faces shoved in the well.
When headlines like "there wasn't an easy exploit" come out I have burned a lot of good will, on what people will perceive as "nothing burger". The security space has a knack for making a complete mockery of itself and then wondering why no one seems to give a fuck.
"I'm getting too old for this shit" really does apply to today.
0xbadcafebee 1 hour ago | parent
Almost every system on the internet has some local code you can chain to gain root, or a way to put some in place. It gets worse when it affects legacy systems, because they're the bastard stepchild of security. RCE on a box that hasn't been patched since Obama's first term is what little blackhats' dreams are made of. And developers are way too lazy to intentionally design their apps into different privilege domains to protect against chaining. Unless your app runs chroot() (is my neckbeard showing?) or in a container with nothing but a Go binary, somebody can LFI it.
A crack in the door is plenty of space to get a crowbar in (especially with interpreted languages).
easterncalculus 1 hour ago | parent
That said, OP is basically full of shit. This is absolutely exploitable and people are going to just assume the platform and ABI and spray it against the internet, particularly hoping for mod_php.
rectang 57 minutes ago | parent
* Regarding one CVE, "Remote code execution was also confirmed on PHP-FPM through application-level code paths."
* Regarding the other CVE, "A use-after-free and worker crash were confirmed, and the reporter demonstrated remote code execution against a real-world application running on Apache with mod_php."
Since those exploits exist, I expect that LLMs will duplicate them soon.
tamimio 56 minutes ago | parent
Get on time, pa, they are called LLM kiddie now
nprateem 51 minutes ago | parent
https://www.ft.com/content/245778d9-597b-492d-b5b6-a2967c77e...
noduerme 45 minutes ago | parent
I'm no expert on UAF exploits. I guess one thing I'm wondering is whether the pointer to "freed" memory in this case is still pointing to memory reserved by the system for a PHP process, or if it's some address that's truly free and could be picked up by another process.
minitech 23 minutes ago | parent
This isn’t a thing; virtual memory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_memory) is very old, and Linux has never not used it. It takes a separate vulnerability (a “local privilege escalation”) to do what you’re getting at. (However, those are plentiful, and arbitrary malicious code with PHP process privileges is often already catastrophic for a web service.)
That said,
> OP seems to be implying that there's no way the UAF bug could be used to run arbitrary code with higher privileges than PHP itself
No, nowhere does the article imply that at all.
0x1F8B 24 minutes ago | parent
jadar 22 minutes ago | parent
[1] https://github.com/eness/php2shell-CVE-2026-109618-CVE-2026-...
furyofantares 7 minutes ago | parent