27 points mikhael 1 hour ago 11 comments

Avicebron 1 hour ago | parent

650 29 minutes ago | parent

The intro is great and has been making the rounds online:

“ In the past year American markets have digested the largest-ever initial public offering (SpaceX), equity raise by a public company (Google) or a foreign firm (sk Hynix), private-funding round (Openai) and private-debt deal (Broadcom), as well as most of the biggest bond issue in history (Amazon). There was the first $1trn exchange-traded fund, or etf (Vanguard), a record-breaking cash pile (Berkshire Hathaway) and stock-buyback programme (Nvidia), and the consummation of the largest-ever leveraged buyout (Electronic Arts). Then there are the enormous mergers in railways (Union Pacific and Norfolk Southern), utilities (NextEra and Dominion Energy) and media (Paramount and Warner Bros Discovery)—the last of which led, this week, to the largest ever junk-bond offering, beating a record set only last week (SoftBank). New markets have been created out of thin air (for compute) or become much bigger (for predictions). Worries about massive corporate scandals (First Brands) and hedge-fund blow-ups (Situational Awareness), which would have once occupied investors’ attention for months, are steamrollered by the relentless, totalising and extraordinarily flexible machine that is American finance.”

rayiner 26 minutes ago | parent

This makes us sound awesome.

stvltvs 18 minutes ago | parent

Or reckless.

peterashford 17 minutes ago | parent

That's one word you could use, I guess

NDlurker 11 minutes ago | parent

Reminds me of some degen crypto stuff a few years ago, but now for the whole economy. Amazing

lelandfe 23 minutes ago | parent

Out of curiosity did you do text transcription of a screencap to write this quote

BugsJustFindMe 16 minutes ago | parent

Why do you ask that question when the text is selectable?

rubiquity 26 minutes ago | parent

Well, yeah I guess that just about sums it up.

frmersdog 13 minutes ago | parent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECmh0M-aHPg

Rationalization (bargaining).

In other news, Gamestop (yes, that Gamestop) is up almost 50% over the past 2 months, for seemingly no reason. Pokemon cards have a better return YoY than GPUs (and they sell both).

ruined 5 minutes ago | parent

the speedball begets the gas station holdup