169 points giuliomagnifico 1 hour ago 69 comments

ideasphere 58 minutes ago | parent

Just scroll normally!

sammy2255 51 minutes ago | parent

Agreed, the website is totally fucked

whycome 45 minutes ago | parent

It's the dumb attempt to use video backgrounds and the varying ways that mobile devices choose to display those videos.

Symbiote 58 minutes ago | parent

This is prompted by Trump saying "Norway has become a shithouse country, actually" after he was not awarded the Nobel prize for peace.

croes 45 minutes ago | parent

Because he is too Trump to realize that Norway has no saying in the award

estomagordo 40 minutes ago | parent

Wait what? Who has a say then?

victorbjorklund 33 minutes ago | parent

It is the committee that is based in Norway. Doesn’t mean it is Norway the country. Just like US does not control the decisions of UN just because UN is located in US.

Epa095 21 minutes ago | parent

Well, it's a bit more muddled than that, to quote wikipedia:

" Five members are appointed by the Norwegian Parliament. In his will, Alfred Nobel tasked the parliament of Norway with selecting the winners of the Nobel Peace Prize. Despite its members being appointed by Parliament, the committee is a private body tasked with awarding a private prize. In recent decades, most committee members were retired politicians. "

t0mas88 37 minutes ago | parent

I'm still not sure whether Donald himself is just dumb or whether he knows he can get away with saying things because his voters are dumb. Neither option looks good in an international context...

Not only the Norway thing, but he also (pretends?) doesn't understand how NATO works. Being angry about NATO members, a defensive treaty, not joining an offensive campaign in Iran.

anal_reactor 28 minutes ago | parent

You cannot win US presidency twice while being dumb.

mopsi 26 minutes ago | parent

You obviously can. An EU delegation had to explain the EU to Trump using colored cards as if he was a small child and it took many attempts before he got it. So the deciding quality must be something else.

picafrost 6 minutes ago | parent

I believe that it simply speaks to his worldview. It's an institution in Norway, so he expects that Norwegian leaders can and should pressure the organization into awarding him. This is what he would do.

jpgvm 57 minutes ago | parent

Norwegians are honorary Australians apparently, we love a good shithouse.

cjs_ac 54 minutes ago | parent

Same energy as ‘CU in the NT’.

paaloeye 46 minutes ago | parent

> Norwegians are honorary Australians apparently LOL, why?

skrebbel 41 minutes ago | parent

I understand shortened attention spans but maybe consider reading the entire sentence of a single sentence comment before replying.

paaloeye 34 minutes ago | parent

I understand it's getting late in Oz, you're probably still drunk, but the question stands still

defrost 27 minutes ago | parent

Should we then also understand that perhaps some struggle to parse https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50324525 ?

paaloeye 23 minutes ago | parent

yeah man, it doesn't hit the same if you're not in land down under...

jaza 40 minutes ago | parent

Nope, sorry, Norwegians actually tax mining / energy corporations (so the government has money to spend on... designer dunnies!), instead of just giving away their non-renewable natural resources to billionaires for free. That's un-Australian!

russelg 22 minutes ago | parent

Their resource company is effectively the government and reducing their climate impact is basically impossible without killing their economy. I think we'd rather not be in that position.

artemonster 53 minutes ago | parent

Just the fact that the level of politics dropped this low and this is being celebrated is something that makes me feel that we are on a 100% downward slope on our civilizational collapse with no turning back. How tf the most powerful country on earth became such an openly corrupted clownshow?

joshblack1982 47 minutes ago | parent

It's a literal shitpost. I think you're being hyperbolic.

artemonster 40 minutes ago | parent

My outcry has zero to no connection to this post.

gspr 46 minutes ago | parent

I don't wanna absolve any of the evil shits in Trump's circle, or among the MAGA crowd, of blame in this. But I think the biggest issue of all is the anglosphere's love for first past the post electoral systems. There's no excuse for FPTP, and while they often have a positive side effect in giving crazies zero representation, they're vulnerable to crazies taking unchecked control of the system.

Sure, MAGA would've been a large congressional embarrassment in a proportional system. But they wouldn't run the show.

ahartmetz 45 minutes ago | parent

Slowly (GW Bush and Trump 1), then suddenly (Trump 2).

tonyedgecombe 6 minutes ago | parent

[delayed]

croes 44 minutes ago | parent

Because people voted a clown

holgerschurig 29 minutes ago | parent

It might be that just your knowledge of history is lacking.

Look for example to America (i mean the continent, there is no country named that). Civilisation brought extinction to various indigenous tribes, but in norther and central america. It brought slavery. In a way, we are over that now, aren't we?

Look for example to Europe (I'm so glad that no european country is so full of it and call itself just "Europe"). They had hundreds of wars in a 10 year period. Some small ... but some like the 30 year long war more devastating than even the 2nd world war.Sure, some people there (look into ex-jugoslavia or look into Russia) still think that mass-killing people is good. Oh, did I mention 2nd world war? Then look there, too. And how one society thought they have the right to extinguish Jews, Gypsies, Jehovas Witnesses, mental ill people and basically any political opponent. I still think we can say that we are over such a thing.

Look for example to Asia. There was a country that waged war on China because China was not buying enough Opium. Or look like the asian golden horde devastated with utter cruelty whole (at the time) mega-cities. And they brough the bubonic plague on top of it ...

Or look at Africa. I mentioned the slaver for America ... but actually african tribes captured people from other tribes and sold them. We can't say that slavery is totally abolished in Africa (I heard the Boko Haram does it) --- but certainly not at the scale it used to be.

If you think that society develops backwards, then just looking at how things used to be 100, 200 or 500 years.

paaloeye 47 minutes ago | parent

Holly molly, Norway #1 rank on the front page. Let's gooo!

comrade1234 43 minutes ago | parent

Trump got confused and said shithouse (which makes no sense) instead of shithole, his original term for basically any non-white country.

tesnorindian 40 minutes ago | parent

India please kindly follow. Indians peeing on the roads should be put in the prisons for life.

Den_VR 36 minutes ago | parent

Tell the Germans, they have a word for it: Wildpinkeln.

teekert 17 minutes ago | parent

We have it too in The Netherlands "wildplassen", since the Dutch "wild" (as in "in the wild") can indeed also be translated as "wild" (as in uncontrolled), the standard response when caught is "No officer, I was, in fact, peeing very calmly."

red75prime 10 minutes ago | parent

Hey! A Pinkelbaum can use some nitrogen.

TFNA 14 minutes ago | parent

Are they just peeing now? One of my indelible memories in India from 20 years ago is seeing a rickshaw driver in Connaught Place, the heart of historically respectable Delhi and no isolated slum, crouching behind his rickshaw and defecating right there on the street.

lifestyleguru 39 minutes ago | parent

Few in Europe can afford visiting these "free" Norwegian restrooms.

carlosjobim 35 minutes ago | parent

Almost everybody can afford it if they really want to.

Not thinking something is worth what it cost doesn't mean you can't afford it.

lifestyleguru 27 minutes ago | parent

> Not thinking something is worth what it cost doesn't mean you can't afford it.

Make it the official motto of entire Scandinavia. "This burrito is 30 EUR and a seat in a shuttle coach is 50 EUR, but I have to eat something and get to the airport". In certain circumstances I can even afford a 1000 EUR burrito.

Epa095 14 minutes ago | parent

I think the hundred of thousands of tourists packing the roads all summer didn't get your memo.

You can do expensive vacation or cheap vacation, and both are possible in Norway. You can get a cheap flight and sleep in a tent, or you can drive your car through Sweden.

Or you can fly in and stay on expensive hotels.

TFNA 9 minutes ago | parent

Norway has everyman's right, so for some holidaymakers that means no accommodation costs. It is also popular to do one's grocery shopping on the Swedish side of the border, or even drive up from Germany with a full load of food for the length of the holiday.

jaza 38 minutes ago | parent

That's some good shit right there!

aktuel 37 minutes ago | parent

It is amazing what you can do with oil money.

tonyedgecombe 11 minutes ago | parent

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nbajka 7 minutes ago | parent

Your message is snarky, but yes, it's amazing what you can do with oil money AND high IQ; compare Norway to many other countries which also have oil money but do not have high IQ.

tippa123 35 minutes ago | parent

This reminds me of Rick's secret pooping spot in Rick and Morty

anotherpaul 30 minutes ago | parent

Best public restroom density I've ever had was in Japan. Every corner you can find a toilet. So relaxing when you are traveling.

echelon 9 minutes ago | parent

Yet no trash cans. It's a frustrating trade off, especially with all the vending machines.

Also, this does not hold in Hokkaido. I taught English in Obihiro (well, Makubetsu) and you had to plan your trash and restroom breaks.

Betelbuddy 25 minutes ago | parent

This is the problem with HN not doing humor. You are always the one who does not grok it...

"Trump calls Norway a ‘shithouse country’" - https://www.euronews.com/video/2026/10/27/trump-calls-norway...

catchnear4321 24 minutes ago | parent

who gives a shit, really

teekert 19 minutes ago | parent

Really loving such responses to POTUS, I hope they don't spend too much of our tax money on addressing his childishness though, although, in PR this probably has good ROI :)

armcat 19 minutes ago | parent

I hiked Norwegian fjords above Bergen a couple of times in the past, highly recommend it if you ever get a chance.

Also: Norway has one of the largest sovereign wealth funds in the world, valued at $2.2 trillion; over 50% are investments in US assets; close to $200 billion in US Treasury securities; and is a major shareholder in US corporations, especially across the tech sector.

So well done Norway, this is how you deal with clowns, not debate or argue on social media, but rub their face in your pure awesomness.

lifestyleguru 13 minutes ago | parent

That chilling feeling when an intern in South Asia can freeze your trading account with one click.

gib444 10 minutes ago | parent

> Norway has one of the largest sovereign wealth funds in the world

There were signs in the article lol

rkangel 5 minutes ago | parent

Norway has done a great job with what they've been given, but remember that they've had the national equivalent of being born into a rich family - they have had enormous wealth from natural resources in the form of North Sea oil.

boringg 11 minutes ago | parent

No way you could have those in North America -- people would ruin them. Which is a shame because they are pretty place to be a king/queen for a bit.

blackhaz 8 minutes ago | parent

Meanwhile in London we have public... urinals. Just a few minutes from the city center. People urinating in the open. Opposite to where my wife goes to dancing classes. UK is really fucking abysmal sometimes.