19 points iLuddite 1 hour ago 7 comments
cobychapple 1 hour ago | parent
"the stock went up" probably wouldn't get past a counterintelligence audit, although we do seem to be living in the dumbest timeline so…
melbournesky 1 hour ago | parent
standwithjensen is wild work, the dude was banging a foreign spy and selling embargoed goods.
goodmythical 23 minutes ago | parent
I've consistently found the "dude was banging a foreign spy" lingo funny.
"The dude was putting his penis in a foreign spy's vagina"
Oh no! Egads! The terror! Not sex! Anything but sex!
Like, was he collaborating? Was he perhaps less scrupulous than otherwise? Maybe, but that happens plenty between good ol' golf-course pals who _probably_ aren't fucking.
mepian 21 minutes ago | parent
It's more difficult to blackmail someone with golf.
AnneTrotter 1 hour ago | parent
Nah man. He sold embargoed chips to China. I don't actually much care that he stuck his little jensen in women who weren't his wife, but a foreign spy and his subordinates? That's some catastrophic bad judgement and he needs a time out.
qwerpy 19 minutes ago | parent
"Knowingly sold embargoed chips to China" and "foreign spy" hasn't been confirmed yet. I know we love jumping to conclusions and I roll my eyes at the "source, no?" guys here, but now I'm playing that card.